From the pen(is) of Arran English...

Arran English says:

"Anyways, after being forced to write something for this totally amazing blog (Lies) I decided to write about CoD 6. So here it goes. Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 is, in one word: Amazing. I love the game, have done since I bought it; admittedly I haven’t actually completed the single player (which is kinda gay as I usually fly through new games within a couple of days). I have gotten about half way through the campaign on veteran though, and it is surprisingly easy, the easiest one so far, and that’s because there’s no fucking grenade spam which is something that has plagued the previous Call of Duty’s.

The first thing I did was jump into multiplayer, and I don’t like to brag (such crap, I do) I am pretty kick ass at CoD online. The multiplayer is fucking brilliant, fast paced, action packed fun (unless your Spoon in which case you hate it and think it’s the complete opposite). When you’re with your mates it’s so much fun, working as a team to kick the living shit out of some cunt-faced dick who calls you’re a British faggot every time you kill them.

I have to write something bad about the multiplayer and the best thing I can think of is that it is so rare to find a decent group of people, who don’t care if they lose or win, and won’t rape your ears with shouting and screaming. Another annoying thing is the fact there are some many fucking children playing it, my god it gets so fucking annoying being shouted at by insufferable little cunts who think the best reply to a loss is “Fucking British fags” and then they back out. I am not saying its just American kids who can’t stand losing; you do get the occasional asshole from our side of the pond shouting and screaming because they lost a game. (Edit by Wilson: Occasional? OCCASIONAL!?!? Every British TWAT we play with explodes with insults the moment the game’s ended; IT’S FUCKING TRAUMATISING! JESUS!)

Last thing that pisses a lot of people off, me included, Is the fucking weapon spamming. Take the fucking model 1887’s for instance the most over-powered shotgun in the fucking universe and you have cunts running around duel-wielding it which gets really fucking annoying really fast, your sneaking around a map and some prick will come out of a door in front of you and snipe you with the pieces of shit."

That’s right: I’ve got a guest poster! Enjoy my eTongue being eStuck out at eYou. Fuck yeah! A big thank you to English, who will hopefully come back in the future to give us his opinion on other upcoming titles which allow him to call Americans cuntfags.